Friday, 19 September 2008

Booka Shade - more House



With names like Arno Kammermeier and Walter Merziger it's perhaps unsurprising the electronic duo from Booka Shade make good House. And they make excellent House. Body Language's mix of a deep, round and wholesome beat with higher-pitched fluttering reverbs could be danced to just using your head and eyelids. Or by pulling some lugubrious and repetitive shapes, like a looped video, on an East Berlin Tanzfläche. I've done the first, but I'd hope to do the second before my time is up.

Booka Shade vs MANDY - Body Language.mp3



Booka Shade - Charlotte.mp3


If you've worn your knee cartialage out keeping up with 140bpm, it's refreshing like someone pulling out the cord plugged into that "chainsaw" distorter and plugging it into a small waterfall with dancing coloured lights. There's my club trick.

Lunch Me Into Space

This will have to be a quickie as I'm about to go out shopping and maybe grab some lunch, probably sushi.

Firstly my most listened to song of the past year and a half, maybe even two years. It defined that time.

Hercules and Love Affair - Athene



Second on the list is another DFA gem that I found this morning, allowing me to pun my title. While Athene is static, presenting the same perfectly formed sound for the whole four minute duration, this twelve minute beast is constantly mutating and surprising. Remarkably, it never seems too long a song. If you last the first two minutes the keys and vocals kick in meaning that you will probably manage the whole song. Good luck. I'm off for lunch now.

Juan MacLean - Happy House

Tuesday, 16 September 2008

Country Show and Tell: Calexico and Lightspeed Champion

I used to really like show and tell. One time… stop shuffling at the back…I brought in a cactus with a balloon burst on its spines. Precocious little devil. Anyhow, now I am of an age where dinosaurs made of frozen peas and ten pence pieces painted red really don’t count for much. So instead, why not have Calexico from Tucson, Arizona and Essex-bred Lightspeed Champion show and tell the differences in their country style. Or have me crudely impersonate what they might say. This is getting weirder than I hoped it would be. Why not listen to the two songs first? Ahem, Mr Skeet would you just press play…on the tape recorder…left...[wall-eyed spacehead]

Calexico - House Of Vaparaiso.mp3





Lightspeed Champion - Dry Lips







So, I chose these two because they share good guitar. And in the interests of fairness I think they’re both really good songs. House of Valparaiso is simultaneously large and understated. With it's muttered vocals and slow-pacing it somehow captures the majesty of a concert played to an empty harbour, the dinner-jacketed horn-players blowing melancholy into empty berths. It’s lyrics are mainly aquatic; waves sculpting shorelines, a process of thousands of years, contrast with Dry Lips’ physical and emotional immediacy – “my stomach keeps on spinning”, “even in my dreams if you turn up, I’m unhappy”. The dovetail of Dev's stretching vocals and a pure female voices in the climax shifts the song away from the combination of dark lyrics and a jaunty riff. It goes grand and poignant. Earnest, even.


Calexico have an American earnestness. Here’s something they once said (in a real interview mind you) that proves their sincerity / oversincerity.

Another theme that comes up a lot in our music is the need to preserve nature, the environment, resources. Urban sprawl. And having grown up in the western part of the United States there is a lot of nature surrounding much of the population. Through this avenue I find a lot of inspiration for writing.


Very nice, Calexico, you can sit down. In my imaginary classroom the youngsters have all just engaged in a droll, and somewhat unlikely, synchronised eye-roll, the PE teacher is standing up to gesticulate “tossers” and I find myself smiling as only headmasters can. Only the lonesome geography teacher is nodding sagely. Sarcasm and a distaste for intellectual pretension wells in the British psyche like blood in the lungs of a consumptive. It has to be spat sometimes. We prefer artists who are funny and self-deprecating. Welcome then, Dev, or Lightspeed Champion. His music sounds like “losing your virginity for the fifth time” and his interviews are irreverent, irrelevant and great. Here is what he does on boring nights:

Wikipedia! I was looking at the hip-hop rivalries on Wikipedia and they had a lot of mistakes mainly to do with the 2Pac / Biggie rivalry and the Eminem / Benzino beef. So I spent an hour or so writing my own paragraphs on those subjects, and then I noticed a few other mistakes, so corrected those too ... I was bored and it was late. Actually, I don't think it was that late.


And he’s got a delicate constitution!

The last stuff I was on made me have horrible mood swings and I managed to convince myself I was growing man-boobs. I have a lot of allergies and many foods just don't really sit. I can't even have fizzy drinks let alone alcohol. There have been times I've indulged in alcohol, and it's not pretty, literally.


In conclusion, [I would steeple my hands here] both the songs are very good, but Lightspeed Champion is funnier. And more likeable. His confessional side is easy to warm to. I'd rather have him at a real show and tell.

Friday, 12 September 2008

JUSTICE- Planisphere


" [Planisphere 1]
How good is this?!, Seriously though, how good is this?! Yea... it's like robotic cowboys, yea definitely two robocowboys. A robotic cowboy frontier town even... a dusty alley [drop] Oh shit! they're having a breakdance duel! Impossible!
[end - brief moment of introspection]

That would make the most absurd music video ever...Try and be a little less excitable, you mongrel puppy you.


[Planisphere 2]
No!Louis XVI's court on a spaceship ballroom travelling to build Versaille on the moon!!

[Planisphere 3]
Their synth... it sounds like a saw. A saw that fashions mountain ranges. That would make them like Hephaistus, like gods...

[Planisphere final]
How did Van Halen get on Louis XVI's rocking spaceship? [drop] Hell, I'm glad he did.

[end - prostrate on the floor]

Gaspard, Xavier and me. We would certainly be friends if I lived a little closer to them, maybe hung out where they hang out a little more than I can in London.Bought a telescope so I would know what brand of tomato soup to make them as a present...."


Well that's the internal monologue I had on first listen to Planisphere. It's embarrassing to look back on, especially when I want to be writing about this neuronic meltdown. I feel like a politician who remembers, seconds before he gives a speech on intergalactic communication, the time he had a Bulgarian dominatrix dangle him by his nipple in a papier-mache dungeon and spank his pallid arse.
Here are three of the tracks. I hope you enjoy them.


Tuesday, 9 September 2008

The Baddest Posse In Town



Men aren't what they used to be. My mother blames it on the oestrogen in the water these days. A few decades ago groups of men had attitude, something tactile and tangible, so thick it congealed in the air around you like the various bodily fluids encrusted on the collective bedsheets of those gangs of badmen.

Not all is lost, however. In the past few weeks I've been gearing up to get ready for my maths degree and so have started keeping up with science journals and that sort of thing. To get me in the right stort of mind, you know. Well, I may as well cut to the point. I came across the gang of hoodlums seen above when reading about the elusive Higgs boson (the only fundamental particle predicted that has not been directly observed - bits of atoms, obviously).

Public Enemy had an aura of revolution as well as badass garms. NWA were just too cool. These Ph.D (read that as ASBO) toting mothers from CERN (Conseil Européen pour la Recherche Nucléaire) have the Large Hadron Collider. Yeah.

The L.H.C. is a "$10 billion 17-mile long particle accelerator lying in a circular tunnel beneath the border of France and Switzerland. Its massive superconducting magnets cooled with liquid helium accelerate two beams of protons and lead nuclei to nearly the speed of light. These particle beams will eventually be crashed into each other to produce temperatures and particles not seen since microseconds after the Big Bang 13.7 billion years ago."

Wu Tang are NOTHING to these guys. You can't fuck with science. Eazy-E of NWA fame may have written ridiculous tunes such as "Boyz N The Hood" but for Christ's sake listen to the first verse, the youth still lived with his mother.

Eazy-E - Boyz N The Hood (Remix)

Sunday, 7 September 2008

Wednesday, 3 September 2008

A Journey into the Wilds of Canada: Wolf Parade, Frog Eyes, Islands



It's the distortion that I love in Wolf Parade, like an aged hippy vibing out to vibrations travelling up his shins in a bus depot, I can put my fingers out and try and touch it. It's like guitars and synth with sore throats, an intense rumble that the tart voice of Spencer Krug struggles against, slinks alongside and howls above. The bludgeoning percussion tries to clear the mucus, (just listen to the intro of You Are A Runner...) but just gives it an emphatic military discipline. Like a parade. The sound's most similar to a growl; Wolf Parade worry at their instruments, shaking them ruthlessly till they squeal and shudder under teeth-like fingers and saliva-like sweat. Like a wolf, you could say. Certainly, the tone is grey and carrys the air of a threat. Let's just say you wouldn't leave your chickens out. The best of these, Dear Sons and Daughters of Hungry Ghosts, has some lyrics that self-propel with an almost euphoric momentum: internal rhyming kicking one line into the next, "I got a pen / So I got a fist / So I got a plan / It's the best that I can do / I would say / It's in God's hands / but God doesn't always have the best goddamn plans does he?". Almost every second word in the song has a partner-sound that follows on immediately. They somersault down the vibrations, middle-finger raised to heaven. This is all a convoluted and probably irrelevant way of saying it rocks. Hard. Get your hackles up.

Wolf Parade - You Are A Runner And I Am My Father's Son


Wolf Parade - Dear Sons and Daughters of Hungry Ghosts http://www.zshare.net/audio/181790975401562e/


I was going to post Sunset Rubdown here, Krug’s sideband. But they’re better than an add-on, better than fatty buffalo-wings or a whispered “by the way”. In fact, I might even like them better than Wolf Parade. And the track I want to put up is so epic it deserves its own blog-chapel. So, that’ll be next.




Having said this, Krug’s other other band, Frog Eyes, can happily step in to the vacancy, fill the conservatory if we’re speaking bourgeoisie. Which is exactly the wrong language if you’re trying to get a line on Frog Eyes. They’re [whisper it] experimental. Bushels shifts tone and beat on a whim, occasionally building, occasionally lulling: the closest animal I can compare it to (Canadian indie seems attracted to animals) is a family of snakes all tied together. Some cumbersome and slow, some small and slippery, but all heading in the same direction. It’s persuasive as hell, especially around 4 minutes when lead-singer Casey Mercer starts garbling in tongues, I really like that. Then it builds slowly, like it’s lugging something heavy up a hill. Then it calms down. Then it goes…. It’s a journey, an oddly biblical one with its mutterings about bushes, internal inconsistencies and epic scale (8 minutes in total). I wouldn’t be surprised if he was jabbering away verses of Ezekiel. The last time Frog Eyes even saw the rails was long before the Tower of Babel was just a glint in the bulging eye of an arrogant man.

Frog Eyes - Bushels

Islands’s Rough Gem is more pleasant, happy, upbeat and skippy. An antidote to that burned-out prophet track of Frog Eyes. Here’s the opening verses –

The world beat you for the something nice /You worked hard, died poor /You mined what you died for / Diamonds /You can whistle my name /It's the mines, in Africa/That are to blame /You can Scoop out my brain /Shape it into an ear and then tell me your pain.

You can whistle along to that. Odd no? Maybe that’s just the beauty of Canadian bands at the moment. They odd the eyes out of everybody else.

Islands - Rough Gem

Daddy Does It Best

David Bowie - Bombers
John Cale - My Maria
Brian Eno - The Paw Paw Negro Blowtorch
Violent Femmes - Blister In The Sun
Trader Horne - The Mixed Up Kind
Yo La Tengo - Here Comes My Baby
Paul Simon - Graceland
The Clash - Straight To Hell
Roxy Music - 2HB
Talking Heads - Sax And Violins
Malcolm Mclaren - Madam Butterfly
10,000 Maniacs - My Mother The War
Tom Tom Club - Genius Of Love
Chaka Khan - I Feel For You
Air - Sexy Boy
David Byrne - In The Future
Laurie Anderson - O Superman (For Massenet)
Little Richard - Lucille
Johnny & The Hurricanes - Red River Rock